wanted by the police

filed under germany fun by Florian

“Sorry, this is a person-control. May we see your passport?”
“Ehm, yes of course. Do I look that criminal?”
“Four persons ran away a few minutes ago when some colleagues wanted to check them – and you look like one of them.”
“Okaaaay (*smile)”
“Do your carry any weapons with you? Knifes etc.?”
“No, what for? (after a second) Oh wait! (*smile) Of course I do! As I work at BEHR to earn some money I carry two scalpels and a normal knife (to cut off parts from the plastic-parts I work with).”
“OK, please come with us to the police station. Get into the car.”
”(*smile) Ok (In fact it isn’t that easy to get on the back-seat of a police car because they limit your legroom very much…)”
10 Minutes later when we arrived at the police station.
“Ok, please follow us to the office.”
We entered the building, walked into the office. As soon as we came in a colleague of the two policemen just wave aside, showing that I’m NOT the person they were looking for.
I just smiled – they even offered me to drive me back to the place the caught me, but walking the way was much faster because it was in the center of Pforzheim.

Of course I didn’t tell them that I’m going to fly to Tasmania in three days – finally they would have seen this as an attempt to escape ;-)

ouups....

filed under germany fun by Florian

Some days ago at a well-known german shopping-center:
I was looking for a suitcase and a new moneybag for the flight to Tasmania. Both was selled in the same department of the shopping center. The moneybag was no problem – I took it a few meters to the suitcases, tried about 5 different models, talked to the salesman, asked for a scale, mesured the weight – and finally, 45 minutes later found the perfect suitcase for my needs. Of course the moneybag in my hand got on my nerves so I put it into my hip pocket without thinking about it – as you normally do with your moneybag. I paid the suitcase, talked again to the salesman and walked out of the shopping center. Inside my car I wondered about the two moneybags I carried with me… I won’t say I’ve stolen it – imagine: I bought a Samsonite suitcase for about 150 Euros and the salesman wasn’t able to lower the price, so this moneybag was just a kint of bonus gift ;-)

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